I'm Audrey. I love airports, graduations, graveyards, and weddings. I only say I love you when I mean it. I aspire to be a fashion designer and to live in England. xx
"Life is chock full of lies, but the biggest lie is math. That’s particularly clear in the discipline of probability, a field of study that’s completely and wholly fake. When push comes to shove—when you truly get down to the core essence of existence—there is only one mathematical possibility: Everything is 50-50. Either something will happen, or something will not…
Quasi-intellectuals like to claim that math is spiritual. They are lying. Math is not religion. Math is the anti-religion, because it splinters the gravity of life’s only imperative equation: Either something is true or it isn’t. Do or do not; there is no try."
Quasi-intellectuals like to claim that math is spiritual. They are lying. Math is not religion. Math is the anti-religion, because it splinters the gravity of life’s only imperative equation: Either something is true or it isn’t. Do or do not; there is no try."
— Chuck Klosterman, Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs (via franciswhitman)
Historical consciousness. Something bigger than myself.
- Chunk: Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay? And they were chasing this four-wheel deal, this real neat ORV, and there were bullets flying all over the place. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!
- Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom.
- Brandon Walsh: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?
- Mouth: Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?
- Chunk: Okay, Brand. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did.
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